the commonplace notebook for eliana

git commit messages

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commit_messages.txt
  • ¯_(ツ)_/¯
  • “Get that shit outta my master.”
  • GrammarNazi
  • $(init 0)
  • $(rm -rvf .)
  • (\ /)
    (O.o)
    (> <) Bunny approves these changes.
  • (c) Microsoft 1988
  • —help
  • -m ‘So I hear you like commits …’
  • .
  • …
  • /sigh
  • 50/50
  • 640K ought to be enough for anybody
  • 8==========D
  • :(:(
  • :q!
  • ??! what the …
  • [FIX] asdf
  • A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
  • A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
  • A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…
  • A tale of Dragons, Heroes and Legends…
  • ALL SORTS OF THINGS
  • Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
  • Actual final build before release
  • Add Sandbox
  • Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
  • Added another dependency
  • Added missing file in previous commit
  • Added some NullPointerExceptions - Happy easter, you bastards! :D
  • Added translation.
  • All your codebase are belong to us.
  • And a commit that I don’t know the reason of…
  • And if you ask me how I’m feeling
  • And if thou’rt unwilling, then force I’ll employ
  • Another bug bites the dust
  • Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
  • Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
  • Argh! About to give up :(
  • Arrrrgggg
  • At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man.
  • Automate Accounting
  • Batman! (this commit has no parents)
  • Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
  • Best commit ever
  • Bet
  • Bit Bucket is down. What should I do now?
  • Blaming regex.
  • By works, I meant ‘doesnt work’. Works now..
  • COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
  • Can someone review this commit, please ?
  • Check next commit for message.
  • Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch… I’m Not Going To Question It
  • Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
  • Commit committed
  • Commit committed…
  • Committed some changes
  • Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
  • Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
  • Completed with no bugs…
  • Continued development…
  • Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
  • Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
  • Corrected mistakes
  • Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
  • DEAL WITH IT
  • DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
  • Definitely fixing a mistake Copilot made. Totally not mine.
  • Deleted API file
  • Derp
  • Derp search/replace fuckup
  • Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
  • Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
  • Derpy hooves
  • Do things better, faster, stronger
  • Does anyone read this? I’ll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
  • Does not work.
  • Does this work
  • Don’t Ask Me, I Have No Idea Why This Works Either
  • Don’t push this commit
  • Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
  • Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.
  • Don’t even try to refactor it.
  • Don’t mess with Voodoo
  • Duh
  • Easteregg
  • Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
  • Errare humanum est.
  • FONDLED THE CODE
  • FOR REAL.
  • FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
  • Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
  • Final commit, ready for tagging
  • Fingers crossed!
  • Finished fondling.
  • First Blood
  • Fix PC Load Letter Error
  • Fix all errors, all errors on the WORLD!!!!
  • Fix edge, single client, error case
  • Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!)
  • Fix my stupidness
  • Fix the fixes
  • Fixed Bug
  • Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
  • Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount… not seriously…
  • Fixed a little bug…
  • Fixed compilation errors
  • Fixed errors
  • Fixed everything.
  • Fixed mispeling
  • Fixed so the code compiles
  • Fixed some shit
  • Fixed the build.
  • Fixed the fuck out of XNUMX!
  • Fixed unnecessary bug.
  • Fixed what was broken.
  • Fixing XNAMEX’s bug.
  • Fixing XNAMEX’s bugs.
  • For great justice.
  • For real, this time.
  • For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this…
  • For the statistics only
  • Friday 5pm
  • Fuck it, YOLO!
  • Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
  • Fucking submodule bull shit
  • Fucking templates.
  • Future self, please forgive me and don’t hit me with the baseball bat again!
  • GIT :/
  • General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations
  • Git wants e to commit, I want to sleep. Take me sweet void.
  • Give me a break, it’s 2am. But it works now.
  • Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
  • Gotta make you understand
  • Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn’t know how to code
  • Handled a particular error.
  • Haiyaa
  • Here be Dragons
  • Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
  • Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
  • Herping the derp
  • Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
  • Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
  • Herpy dooves.
  • Hide those navs, boi!
  • Hiding API key hahaha
  • How is the target directory over 100 gigs?
  • I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
  • I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
  • I __ a word
  • I already said I was sorry
  • I am Root. We are Root.
  • I am Spartacus
  • I am even stupider than I thought
  • I am sorry
  • I am the greatest javascript developer in the world.
  • I can’t believe it took so long to fix this.
  • I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
  • I did it for the lulz!
  • I don’t believe it
  • I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
  • I don’t give a damn ‘bout my reputation
  • I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.
  • I don’t know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
  • I don’t know why. Just move on.
  • I dont know what I am doing
  • I expected something different.
  • I forgot to commit… So here you go.
  • I had a cup of tea and now it’s fixed
  • I hate this fucking language.
  • I have no idea what I’m doing here.
  • I have no idea what Copilot was doing there.
  • I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here…
  • I immediately regret this commit.
  • I just evaluated random code in my console
  • I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
  • I know what I am doing. Trust me.
  • I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can’t think of something better.
  • I made leetle mistake
  • I must enjoy torturing myself
  • I must have been drunk.
  • I must sleep… it’s working… in just three hours…
  • I only play the games that I win at.
  • I really should’ve committed this when I finished it…
  • I should get a raise for this.
  • I should have had a V8 this morning.
  • I think now it works
  • I transformed a bug into a feature. Once you learn how, you’ll never forget it
  • I understand that it’s an antipattern, but it’s convenient.
  • I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see
  • I was wrong…
  • I will not apologize for art.
  • I will run ‘terraform fmt’ before committing.
  • I will run ‘cargo fmt’ before committing.
  • I will run ‘go fmt’ before committing.
  • I would rather be playing Destiny 2.
  • I would rather be playing Factorio.
  • I would rather be playing Hell Divers 2.
  • I would rather be playing No Man’s Sky.
  • I would rather be playing SC2.
  • I’m always trying to show versatility.
  • I’M PUSHING.
  • I’ll explain this when I’m sober .. or revert it
  • I’ll explain when you’re older!
  • I’ll mention this again, if you’re git-blaming this, don’t come slap me personally. This code straight ported from another project and we WILL refactor this in the future. This is a temporary solution. OK I guess you can slap me for porting this as is, but still.
  • I’m guessing this may start causing us problems either soon or never.
  • I’m human
  • I’m hungry
  • I’m just a grunt. Don’t blame me for this awful PoS.
  • I’m just going to blame Copilot for that one.
  • I’m pretty sure XNAMEX isn’t real and they are just Copilot in a trench coat.
  • I’m pretty sure XNAMEX isn’t real and they are just 3 racoons in a trench coat.
  • I’m sorry.
  • I’m too foo for this bar
  • I’m too old for this shit!
  • I’m totally adding this to epic win. +300
  • ID:10T Error
  • IEize
  • If it’s hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)!
  • If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid
  • Improvements
  • Improving the fix
  • Insert Commit Message Here
  • Inside we both know what’s been going on
  • Is there an achievement for this?
  • Is there an award for this?
  • Issue XNUM10X is now Issue XNUM30X
  • It Compiles! 50 Points For Gryffindor.
  • It compiles! Ship it!
  • It fucking compiles :D/
  • It only compiles every XNUM2,5X tries… good luck.
  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
  • It worked for me…
  • It works on my computer
  • It works!
  • It’d be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
  • It’s 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?!
  • It’s Working!
  • It’s getting hard to keep up with the crap I’ve trashed
  • It’s possible! you can turn a 50-line code chunk into just 3 lines. Here’s how
  • It’s secret!
  • It’s time to go home
  • Just committing so I can go home
  • Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
  • LAST time, XNAMEX, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator…
  • LOL!
  • LOTS of changes. period
  • Landed.
  • Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.
  • Locating the required gigapixels to render…
  • Lock S-foils in attack position
  • Love coding? here’s the secret reason why
  • Low On Caffeine, Please Forgive Coding Style
  • Livin’ off borrowed time, the clock ticks faster
  • MOAR BIFURCATION
  • Made it to compile…
  • Major fixup.
  • Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This
  • Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
  • Merge pull my finger request
  • Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit
  • Merging ‘WIP: Do Not Merge This Branch’ Into Master
  • Merging the merge
  • Minor updates
  • Misc. fixes
  • Mongo.db was empty, filled now with good stuff
  • More ignore
  • Moved something to somewhere… goodnight…
  • My bad
  • My boss forced me to build this feature… Pure shit.
  • NOJIRA: No cry
  • NSA backdoor - ignore
  • Never Run This Commit As Root
  • Never before had a small typo like this one caused so much damage.
  • Never gonna give you up
  • Never gonna give, never gonna give
  • Never gonna let you down
  • Never gonna make you cry
  • Never gonna run around and desert you
  • Never gonna say goodbye
  • Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
  • Next time someone asks you how to fix an infinite loop, remember this commit
  • Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
  • No cap
  • No changes after this point.
  • No changes made
  • No time to commit.. My people need me!
  • Nobody had ever created a function like this one before.
  • Not one conflict, today was a good day.
  • Not sure why
  • Nothing to see here, move along
  • Now added delete for real
  • Now it’s all microservices, I hope the fad persists.
  • Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue.
  • Obligatory placeholder commit message
  • Oh my god what year is it?!
  • Oh no
  • Oh thank god for Copilot
  • Ok
  • Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
  • One day I’ll actually start looking at what Copilot generates instead of just immediately pushing it.
  • One does not simply merge into master
  • One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!
  • One more time, but with feeling.
  • Only Tom Cruise knows why.
  • Out for vacation… DONT YOU DARE TO CALL ME.
  • PEBKAC
  • Peopleware Chapter 8: “You Never Get Anything Done around Here between 9 and 5.”
  • Pig
  • Pipeline goes brrrrrrr
  • Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting with ’#’ will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit.
  • Please forgive me
  • Please no changes this time.
  • Please our Lord and Savior the Great Linter.
  • Popping stash
  • Pro Tip: Use Copilot more
  • Pro Tip: Read Copilot output before pushing it
  • Pro Tip: Double check XNAMEX’s PRs
  • Programming the flux capacitor
  • Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years
  • Put everything in its right place
  • QuickFix.
  • REALLY FUCKING FIXED
  • Refactor factories, revisit visitors
  • Refactored configuration.
  • Reinventing the wheel. Again.
  • Removed code.
  • Removed test case since code didn’t pass QA
  • Removed the 2gb .hprof file from git history
  • Removing unecessary stuff
  • Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
  • Reset error count between rows. herpderp
  • Reticulating splines…
  • Revert “fuckup”.
  • Revert “git please work”
  • Revert “just testing, remember to revert”
  • Revert this commit
  • Riz
  • Rush B!
  • SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
  • SHIT =⇒ GOLD
  • SOAP is a piece of shit
  • Saint Pipeline, please give me the green light
  • Same as last commit with changes
  • See last commit
  • Shit code!
  • Shovelling coal into the server…
  • So my boss wanted this button …
  • Some bugs fixed
  • Some shit.
  • Somebody set up us the bomb.
  • Something fixed
  • Spinning up the hamster…
  • Still can’t get this right…
  • Stuff
  • Switched off unit test XNUM15X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
  • TDD: 1, Me: 0
  • TODO: Fix later
  • TODO: Replace placeholder code
  • TODO: Replace stubs
  • TODO: Tell someone to implement this
  • TODO: write meaningful commit message
  • Test commit. Please ignore
  • Testing in progress ;)
  • Testing the test
  • Thank god for Copilot
  • That last commit was cringe
  • That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
  • That’s just how I roll
  • The dog is eating my code
  • The last time I tried this the monkey didn’t survive. Let’s hope it works better this time.
  • The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
  • The universe is possible
  • There’s four sides to every story.
  • They came from… Behind
  • Things went wrong…
  • This Is Why We Don’t Push To Production On Fridays
  • This branch is so dirty, even your mom can’t clean it.
  • This bug has driven lots of coders completely mad. You won’t believe how it ended up being fixed
  • This bunny should be killed.
  • This changes nothing, don’t look
  • This commit is a lie
  • This is a basic implementation that works.
  • This is my code. My code is amazing.
  • This is not a commit
  • This is not the commit message you are looking for
  • This is supposed to crash
  • This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
  • This is where it all begins…
  • This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
  • This is why the cat shouldn’t sit on my keyboard.
  • This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
  • This should work until december 2013.
  • This solves it.
  • This was the most stupid bug in the world, fixed in the smartest way ever
  • This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO)
  • To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
  • To those I leave behind, good luck!
  • Todo!!!
  • Too lazy to write descriptive message
  • Too tired to write descriptive message
  • Transpiled mainframe.
  • Trust me, I’m an engineer!… What the f*ck did just happened here?
  • Trust me, it’s not badly written. It’s just way above your head.
  • Trying to fake a conflict
  • Ugh. Bad rebase.
  • Undoing last comming
  • Update .gitignore
  • Update commit_messages.txt
  • Updated
  • Updated build targets.
  • Updated framework to the lattest version
  • Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
  • Useful text
  • Version control is awful
  • WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
  • WIP, always
  • WIPTF
  • WTF is this.
  • We Had To Use Dark Magic To Make This Work
  • We know the game and we’re gonna play it
  • We should delete this crap before shipping.
  • We should get someone from Purdue to do this. They are the boilerplaters.
  • We’ll figure it out on Monday
  • We’re no strangers to love
  • We’ve known each other for so long
  • Well the book was obviously wrong.
  • Well, it’s doing something.
  • What happens in vegas stays in vegas
  • Whatever will be, will be 8{
  • Whatever.
  • Whee, good night.
  • Whee.
  • Who Let the Bugs Out??
  • Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
  • Who knows WTF?!
  • Who knows…
  • Why The Fuck?
  • Working on WIP
  • Working on tests (haha)
  • Wubbalubbadubdub!
  • XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
  • XNAMEX is a savage
  • XNAMEX is going to love this.
  • XNAMEX is going to hate this.
  • XNAMEX is on call, but here I am on Saturday fixing their shit.
  • XNAMEX is savage
  • XNAMEX made me do it
  • XNAMEX needs to start reading Copilot output and not just push blindly.
  • XNAMEX really fucked the couch on that one.
  • XNAMEX rebase plx?
  • XNAMEX sucks
  • XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
  • XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
  • XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
  • XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. CHECK WHAT COPILOT PRODUCES FIRST.
  • Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
  • Yes, I was being sarcastic.
  • You can’t see it, but I’m making a very angry face right now
  • You know the rules and so do I
  • You should have trusted me.
  • You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
  • Your commit is writing checks your merge can’t cash.
  • Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
  • [Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
  • [no message]
  • [skip ci] I’ll fix the build monday
  • _
  • a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
  • a lot of shit
  • accidental commit
  • add actual words
  • add dirty scripts from the dark side of the universe
  • added code
  • added message
  • added security.
  • added some filthy stuff
  • added super-widget 2.0.
  • after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
  • ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
  • and a comma
  • and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
  • another big bag of changes
  • apparently i did something…
  • arrgghh… damn this thing for not working.
  • arrrggghhhhh fixed!
  • asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
  • assorted changes
  • bad things happen when you forget about that one little change you made ages ago
  • bara bra grejjor
  • better code
  • better grepping
  • better ignores
  • betterer code
  • bifurcation
  • bla
  • breathe, =, breathe
  • buenas those-things.
  • bug fix
  • bugger
  • bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
  • bumping poms
  • c&p fail
  • changed things…
  • changes
  • ci test
  • clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
  • commented out failing tests
  • commit
  • copy and paste is not a design pattern
  • de-misunderestimating
  • debug line test
  • debug suff
  • debugo
  • derp, helper method rename
  • derpherp
  • diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam
  • did everything
  • dirty hack, have a better idea ?
  • does it work? maybe. will I check? no.
  • doh.
  • done. going to bed now.
  • dope
  • download half the damn internet to parse a pdf
  • enabled ultra instinct
  • epic
  • eppic fail XNAMEX
  • extra debug for stuff module
  • f
  • fail
  • features
  • ffs
  • final commit.
  • first blush
  • fix
  • fix /sigh
  • fix bug, for realz
  • fix some fucking errors
  • fix tpyo
  • fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
  • fixed errors in the previous commit
  • fixed mistaken bug
  • fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit
  • fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
  • fix that damn sign!!!
  • fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
  • fixes
  • fixing project shit
  • foo
  • forgot a contact page woops haha
  • forgot to save that file
  • forgot we’re not using a smart language
  • formatted all
  • freemasonry
  • fuckup.
  • gave up and used tables.
  • giggle.
  • git + ipynb = :(
  • git please work
  • git stash *
  • god help us all
  • grmbl
  • grrrr
  • hacky sack
  • haha yes it works now
  • happy monday _ bleh _
  • harharhar
  • he knows.
  • herpderp
  • herpderp (redux)
  • hey, look over there!
  • hey, what’s that over there?!
  • hmmm
  • holy shit it’s functional
  • hoo boy
  • hopefully going to get a successful build got damn it
  • i dunno, maybe this works
  • i hid an easter egg in the code. can you find it?
  • i need therapy
  • i think i fixed a bug…
  • if you’re not using et, fuck off
  • implemented missing semicolon
  • improved function
  • include shit
  • increased loading time by a bit
  • it is hump day ^
  • it’s friday
  • jobs… steve jobs
  • just checking if git is working properly…
  • just shoot me
  • just trolling the repo
  • last hope failed, maybe now
  • last minute fixes.
  • less french words
  • lets drink beer
  • lol
  • lol digg
  • lolwhat?
  • lots and lots of changes
  • lots of changes after a lot of time
  • magic, have no clue but it works
  • making code less cancer
  • making this thing actually usable.
  • marks
  • mergeconflix is the new hottest Gaul on the block
  • mergederp
  • minor changes
  • more debug… who overwrote!
  • more fixes
  • more ignored words
  • more ignores
  • more stuff
  • move your body every every body
  • need another beer
  • needs more cow bell
  • omg what have I done?
  • omgsosorry
  • oops
  • oops - thought I got that one.
  • oops!
  • oops, forgot to add the file
  • oopsie B|
  • pam anderson is going to love me.
  • pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
  • pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
  • pep8 fixer
  • perfect…
  • permanent hack, do not revert
  • pgsql is being a pain
  • pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
  • pointless limitation
  • pr is failing but merging anyways, because I am an admin
  • project lead is allergic to changes…
  • push fix
  • pushed fix again
  • pushing another fix
  • put code that worked where the code that didn’t used to be
  • rats
  • really ignore ignored worsd
  • refuckulated the carbonator
  • remove certain things and added stuff
  • remove debug
    all good
  • removed echo and die statements, lolz.
  • removed tests since i can’t make them green
  • removing unit tests
  • restored deleted entities just to be sure
  • s/ / /g
  • s/import/include/
  • should get thru ci now
  • should work I guess…
  • should work now.
  • small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
  • some brief changes
  • some stuff working haha
  • somebody keeps erasing my changes.
  • someday I gonna kill someone for this shit…
  • someone fails and it isn’t me
  • sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
  • speling is difikult
  • squash me
  • starting the service is always better
  • still trying to render a damn cube
  • stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago
  • stuff
  • syntax
  • tagging release w.t.f.
  • that coulda been bad
  • that’s all folks
  • the magic is real
  • these confounded tests drive me nuts
  • these guys are flipped
  • things occurred
  • third time’s a charm
  • this doesn’t really make things faster, but I tried
  • this is Spartaaaaaaaa
  • this is how we generate our shit.
  • this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
  • this is why docs are important
  • this should fix it
  • tl;dr
  • totally more readable
  • touched…
  • try our sister game minceraft!
  • trying to do something right!
  • tunning
  • typo
  • uhhhhhh
  • unh
  • unionfind is no longer being molested.
  • various changes
  • well crap.
  • what the hell happened here
  • what is estonia up to now …
  • whatthecommit.com’s server IP address could not be found.
  • who has two thumbs and is a genius? not this guy!
  • who hurt you
  • whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • why is everything broken
  • wip
  • woa!! this one was really HARD!
  • work in progress
  • workaround for ant being a pile of fail
  • wrapping should work properly. Probably.
  • yet another quality commit
  • yo recipes
  • yolo push
  • you do wanna make me cry and i wanna say goodbye  - Temporary commit.

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