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Religions Iceberg

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1 Religions Iceberg

2 Mysterious or Obscure Biblical Figure Iceberg

3 Extinct Religions and Sects Iceberg

4 Catholicism

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  • Pauline Rite
  • Rosary (5 Decades)
  • Our Lady of Guadalupe
  • Our Lady of Lourdes
  • “Pope-Mobile”
  • Miraculous Medal
  • Liturgy of the Hours
  • Latin High Mass
  • Shroud of Turin
  • Rosary (15 Decades)
  • St. Joseph “Terror of Demons”
  • Our Lady of Fatima
  • Papal Infallibility
  • Crusades
  • Purgatory
  • Rosary (20 decades)
  • Acta Santorum
  • Incorruptible Saints
  • Holy Prepuse
  • FSSP
  • Latin Low Mass
  • St. James “Moor-slayer”
  • Monastic Sign Language
  • Borgia Popes
  • Apocrypha
  • Angelology
  • St. Uriel
  • SSPX
  • Liberation Theology
  • Acts of Peter
  • Stigmata
  • Black Madonna of Częstochowa
  • Pope Martin IV should be Martin II
  • Borgia Saints
  • Nag Hammadi Library
  • Codex Gigas Origins
  • Dog Headed Saint
  • Sedevacantism
  • Folk Catholicism
  • St. Barlaam
  • 35 lunar craters named after Jesuits
  • Our Lady of Akita
  • Washington’s Deathbed Conversion to Catholicism
  • Suppression of the Jesuits
  • Q Source
  • Omega Point
  • Santa Muerte
  • Cadaver Synod
  • Pope Peter III
  • Our Lady of Medjugorje
  • Hermits of St. Paul of France (Brothers of Death)
  • Defunct Liturgical Rites
  • Jesuit assassination attempt against Queen Elizabeth
  • Orsini Popes
  • Arsenokoites and Malakos real translation
  • St. Lucifer of Cagliari
  • Malachy’s Prophesy of the Popes
  • Chinese Rites Controversy
  • Mussolini in Purgatory
  • Events in Revelations already took place
  • Gospel of Judas
  • Rebiba Bottleneck
  • Entering Heaven While Still Alive
  • Chronovisor
  • Jesuits of the Short Robe
  • St. John the Apostle and Astolfo
  • Nacho Libre (2006) is Based on Real Events
  • Our Lady of Bayside
  • Pokemon Receives Papal Blessing
  • Vatican City women’s national football team
  • Nobody knows how many Popes were named “John”
  • Cat Nuns Incident

5 American Protestantism

Christmas And Easter Only

  • Consubstatiation
  • Eucharist and Communion
  • The Five Solas
  • Personal Relationship with God
  • Priesthood of All Believers
  • Iconoclasm

Monthly Attendance

  • Programmed Worship
  • Baptism of Infants
  • Baptism by sprinkling
  • Officiation of Same Sex Marriage
  • Ordination of Women and LGBTQIA+ people
  • Abortion is/isn’t Murder
  • Born Again Experience
  • Congregational Polity
  • Black Liberation Theology
  • Affirming Christianity
  • Legacy of Segregation
  • Presbytarian Polity
  • Historicity of Jesus

Weekly Worshipper

  • Snake Handling
  • Baptism of believers only
  • Calvinist Angel Elect
  • Arminian Salvation
  • Baptism by pouring
  • “Bleeding the Beast”
  • Dietary and Clothing Restrictions
  • Prosperity Gospel
  • Biblical Inerrancy
  • Predestination
  • Womanist Theology
  • Pentecostal Megachurches
  • Speaking in Tongues
  • Christian Theosophy
  • Christians are a persecuted minority

Confirmed Christian

  • Unprogrammed Worship
  • Non Trinitarianism
  • United Methodist Church is splitting
  • Baptism by immersion
  • Saturday Sabbath
  • Jesus Michael Christ
  • Quiverfull Movement
  • The Love Feast
  • Dominionism
  • Weberist work ethic
  • Premillenial Dispensationalism (Rapture Theology)
  • X Politician is the Antichrist
  • Jesus was a Black African

Devout Witness

  • Use of Apocryphal texts
  • Metholicism (not the amphetamine)
  • Young Earth Creationism
  • Jefferson Bible
  • KJV Onlyism
  • Keswick Movement
  • The Potluck is a Sacrament
  • 1844 Doctrine
  • Christian Zionism and Rapture Theology
  • 1914 post apocalypse
  • Biblical Literalism
  • Gog and Magog
  • Omphalos Hypothesis
  • The AR-15 is the Rod of Iron
  • Jesus was a buff Korean
  • Prayer Port Priority
  • Divine Debt Cancellation

4 am Bible Study

  • Improvisational Worship
  • FEMA abortion camps
  • Metholicism (yes the amphetamine)
  • Kahr Firearms Group
  • Flat Earth Creationism
  • Pre-Conception Baptism
  • Adam and Eve were dinosaurs
  • UN NWO Antichrist
  • GEOTUS Trump
  • MITM Prayer interception
  • optimal baptismal pH
  • Desert Tech MDR

Supererogation (Bible Moth)

  • Israel Strategic Orbital Directed Energy Weather Manipulator
  • Amish Space Program (1878 moon landing)
  • Televangelist Truck Stops (Snake Handling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • (Reel Big Fishes and Loaves) Pop Punk Eskatology
  • Post Birth Abortion
  • JoJo Christ (Steel Ball Run Canonicity)
  • Salvation Navy
  • Baptism by vape
  • Kanye West Dominionism (Jesus is King)
  • God is a Boltzmann Brain
  • Prayer DDoS attacks
  • Cancelled Bible Sequel

ENTIRE SANCTIFICATION

  • Coltrane Modal Worship
  • Fourth Impact Eschatology (Neon Genesis Evangelicalism)
  • Prebirth Baptism
  • Flat Chested Earth Creationism
  • Post Nut Predestination
  • Θ-dimensional infinite fractal megachurch (see case file SCP 3008)
  • Hypercube Dispensationalism
  • Baptism by Drowning (Direct to Heaven Ministries)
  • astral plane witnessing

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